Todays daily verb is: TO HAVE
Lets see how you can use "TO HAVE" in a sentence or two.
i HAVE chlamydia
you HAVE to get me my meds
he HAS given me the disease
we HAVE to act fast before it itches and burns
they HAVE to cure me so i can fuck more rando guys
past tense:
i HAD a pet midget
my pet midget HAD herpes
but now it just HAS outbreaks from time to time
you HAD to run him over with your truck, didn't you?
I didnt HAVE to. but I did
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Remember kids, when faced with the choice "have or have not" always pick have. unless its about chlamydia.
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