Todays daily verb is: TO FORGET
And now, a few sentences about forgetfulness.
i FORGET why i liked you in the first place.
did you FORGET to wear pants again?
please dont FORGET to pick the kids up from school. again.
and now for the past tense:
i'm so sorry, i totally FORGOT you were allergic to nuts.
i FORGOT--what's your name again?
you FORGOT my birthday?
i FORGOT to punch you in the face.
no wait, i didn't.
Moral of the story kids: Never forget to punch someone.
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